Year in Review
In 2008, I gained a new appreciation for the joke of my existence. I had an entire year of simultaneous “I fucking love my life!” and “Fuck my life”. 2008 was unreal.
I lost my sense of shame, more or less.
I stopped caring about how terrible the fucking Maple Leafs were. Or at least, learned to admit that yes, they suck. Oh my God I can’t believe how bad they suck. They suck so hard that sometimes they trick me into believing they are good, just so they can shock me anew with their ability to suck.
I started drinking more, see above.
I was hugely satisfied by my ridiculous tolerance for alcohol.
And frustrated by my renewed habit of using ”gay” as an insult. Seriously now? Where did I even pick this one up again? What is this, 1995? What am I, eight years old? This needs to stop.
I am so embarrassed that I am even filling this shit out. Or that I made a blog. Also I hate the word “blog”, it sounds like a Scandinavian fart.
Once again, I can’t believe I’m taking these questions semi-seriously and even attempting to finish this survey.
Once again, I did not figure out what the ARSE I am doing with my life post-graduation. Actually I just want to marry Luke Schenn. Not exactly a helpful goal.
The biggest physical difference between me last December and this December is WHAT IS THIS QUESTION. Did someone take this off myspace? Should I be writing “i lost 14 pounds lol”? Blow me, random survey I voluntarily chose to fill out.
The biggest psychological difference between me last December and this
December is that I am clearly more unstable since I am doing THIS with my time.
I loved spending time looking at LOLcats. No point in lying.
Why did I spend even two minutes in the Men’s Hockey locker room? Sound judgment FAIL. I hope never in my life to be that stupid again. Note that this is really not as bad as it sounds, and is on the more innocent end of the spectrum of “things a girl could be doing in the Men’s Hockey locker room”.
I should have spent more time studying Microeconomics. WOW I’m cool.
I regret buying pizza almost every time I get drunk.
I will never regret buying beer even though with that money I could have bought all of jcrew.com.
The mistake known as “Friday” drove me crazy.
and fuck it I’m done. I got through maybe 2/3 of these inane questions. Something tells me I’m not very good at this. Also these answers make me sound like an alcoholic puck bunny. Embarrassing.
